Guido and Polly

I'd like to extend a convivial welcome to Guido and Polly, the two newest members of the West Virginia Sock Monkey Association. Guido has recovered from his injury at the paws of a vicious canine and, now, thanks to a large settlement from his personal injury lawsuit, he and Polly are living the Good Life. In their leisure time, they like to travel and to play the thumb piano. When interviewed, Polly said, "It is our fondest wish to start a thumb piano band. Surprisingly, we sock monkeys can be awesome thumb piano musicians, even though we have no thumbs. We hope someday to play at Tamarack with The 1937 Flood."